Thursday, December 2, 2010

I was once a Potterhead

So, once upon a time during a period of my life that I was in waaaaaaaay too much Harry Potter. As part of this deep path into the dork forest I was, of course, part of a community. We had rules about sorting into houses, what character we were most like, what our Patronus was and what animal we would turn into if we were animagi.

To get into a community you have to write an essay about who you are, what house you think you belong it, what house you don't belong in...etc...etc...etc. I wrote a 17 page epic (perhaps because I have never had to write a college entrance essay, despite attending 4 universities) and sat on pins and needles waiting for the results, which were determined by people already in the community voting for you and saying what house you should be in. I am, of course, a Hufflepuff. It was a very close race, even the Ravenclaws still wanted me after I said I didn't want to be one, and the Slytherins were mad because the were supposed to get all the Sarahs.

Once admitted, I went about submitting my essays for what character I was most like, Patronus, but the reason I am telling you this is because of what my animagus form is.

T-shirt design by bok for Threadless. I wear a size small, you know, in case you want to get your favorite blogger a Holiday Gift.
Somehow, amongst what were probably the most die-hard Potterheads on the internet I managed to write such a smashing essay about why my animagus form was a wampa that they agreed with me. The comments on that essay were the most hilarious anything I have ever written for the internet have ever received with various other Potterheads arguing among themselves as to if it was possible for the animagus form to be a fictional creature, alien and from Star Wars. I wish I had the forethought to have saved them, but alas, I did not.


Really, when you look at these posters, don't you think Harry Potter invites the cross-fan sharing?

The lesson here is there is enough room in a crazy  fan's heart for Harry Potter and Star Wars. And that when you think outside the box, when you get in a fight with a Ravenclaw and you go into your animagus forms, wampas pretty much crush everything. Also, to double check what you're saying because what I REALLY meant for that essay to be about was ton tons.

2 comments:

  1. I remember taking a sorting hat quiz and coming out Gryffindor. Which really confused me, so I kept taking different ones.. Over and over again I came out Gryffindor. I was expecting to come out Ravenclaw for sure.. I guess in retrospect it makes sense. I am an over achiever who is blindly loyal and manages to have adventure find him no matter what..

    I remember my friend Derreck also came out as Gryffindor, Tristan seemed to come out Gryffindor half the time and Ravenclaw the other half, Felicia came out Slytherin which made a lot of sense to everyone.. I think Jena and Amanda came out Ravenclaw too, which may explain why I was annoyed by being sorted elsewhere. Oddly enough the only person I still have regular contact with is Felicia and I'm sure we would still be sorted the same way.

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  2. I still consider myself a Hufflepuff, in part because of the online community, and because it really is the best house, imho.

    Ravenclaw focuses on being smart, Gryffindor being (usually stupidly) brave, Slytherin engages in skills I would say relate to international diplomacy and espionage.

    But what is Hufflepuff? All the rest? Hardly. We're smart enough not to so narrowly focus on one thing that we discard the brilliance of the other skills.

    If in the 5th book Harry hadn't been so focused on rushing in an saving the day himself (and I'm giving a spoiler alert here for the fun of it), Sirius wouldn't have died. But that's what Gryffindors do. Ravenclaws all suffer from absent minded professor syndrome and Slytherins are just insufferable.

    Hufflepuff is for all the balanced, sane wizards with the ability to be empathetic, use logic and reason and make intelligent choices about what really is heroic and what is epically stupid.

    Woo! Miss-placed nerd pride! Yeah!

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