Things I have learned not to do in the car:
Not bring Coffee/caffine
Drink too much coffee/caffine
Forget CDs
Pretend to be Austrailian
Listen to the theme from Luke's trench run while driving alone on the Seney Stretch
Pretend the horn fires the lasers
Tell the person in the toll booth to "Live long and Prosper"
Also things not to say to toll booth personnel:
"Let the Force be with you." (Even if the opening credits theme is clearly playing on the radio)
"These are not the Droids you are looking for."
Also, the people in toll booths don't like it when you pay with a $2 bill, a dollar coin and a 50 cent piece
Never, under any circumstances, sing along with the "Spider-Man: Rock Reflections of a Hero" Cd. Never.
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